I’m thinking of wrapping our van. Yes, that econo-sized, ever-so-practical, 13 seater van in my driveway that I’ve yet to venture into. I think I’ll wrap it in obnoxiously bright, techno font “We are that family” or “Yes, they are all mine.” I’ve even considered a brainier approach with a Punnett Square Diagram subtitled, “Recessive White Plus Dominant White Renders Brown and White. We are a scientific anomaly.” Can’t you see it? It might answer the ever-pressing questions that follow large, blended families.
Yes, a Punnett Square it is. It should carry: Mom, Dad, Hunter, Ann-E Girl, Tiger, Destructo-Mez, Defender, Little Mum, and Wanderer… since our file is ready to be submitted to court. This evening at 5:00 we officially accepted our referral. Welcome to Team Knight, terrific trio. We are yours.